Personally, I love:
"These professional salaried / fee-earning banners are not honest."
Damn, I didn't realise that we paid our list admins, I must get me in to that gig! Oh, no, wait - we don't. Actually, I'm not aware of a single part of ALUG that isn't standing up by the generosity of it's members.
And, erm, I'm wondering which bit we weren't honest about.
Brett Parker
You can take some consolation that he considers them to have at least reached the rank of "journeyman" ... :)
Peter.