I think ALUG is just great and easily pronounceable: a-lug. Though a geek militant army dose sound quite amusing. Would the meeting guidline have to be changed for The Militant Farmers:
+ Overrun an office building + Get out Distro CD's(i can see Debian and gentoo being the most popular) + Squabble about witch distro to install over the current windows install. This should include fights about package management(Debian), usability(MDK, SuSe, RedHat) and how much better it is to run compiled self programs(Gentoo). + Sacrificing some goats* seems to be popular at the moment as well ;). + Go to the closest pub.
* other animals may also be acceptable but i don't think RMS will see them as free another.
- Dennis Dryden