Hi Lucas
I've emailed you privately with some badly-deformed French.
I'm french, 22, studying computer science in an engineering school in France. I might have to move to Norwich in a not too far future (ok, I'm not a real geek since I have a girlfriend in Norwich and we haven't even met on the internet).
Don't worry, many of us even have children and a life outside computers - very weird :-)
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Hope to see you in Norwich soon.
Amicalement Syd