Hey Bob, is it me or are your clocks set a bit wrong, the date stamp on this message is 21st of April but your copy of AVG somehow managed to check it with a Virus database released on the 27th
I like your idea of Geeky Terminology but can't help thinking that any such reference would already either be in the Jargon File http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/index.html or in the Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Maybe we should provide a link to a relevant section somewhere on the ALUG pages.