Hi Stan
I don't lay claim to it as an original work... Perloined from a list I found on the web. Other entries include:
Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
I'm sure there are others out there...
Regards, Paul.
On Thursday 14 July 2005 16:46, Stan Fraser wrote:
Funniest sig I've read for a while