Hi
Bit off topic for lists but, this morning I noticed my line was slow, according to Plusnet speed check I am getting 125kbs, and for the last year I have been getting 990kbs. Yet they insist there is nothing wrong. Can anybody suggest anything (else) to check my end before I loose my temper with them? Running Kubuntu, Netgear DG834, tried another computer same results Kind Regards - Nick Daniels
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 01:48:03PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
Can anybody suggest anything (else) to check my end before I loose my temper with them? Running Kubuntu, Netgear DG834, tried another computer same results
Off the top of my head...
Changing computer won't help. Have you been looking at the line sync speeds in the routers interface? Has the router got the latest firmware? Have you tried plugging directly in to the master socket? Have you tried replacing the microfilter? Have you tried replacing the cable between the microfilter and the router? Have you tried another router? How long has it been doing this? Has it coincided with the recent wet weather? Trusting their speed test might not count for much. Oh, and have you checked that the mtu in the routers interface is set to 1458?
Adam
On Monday 14 May 2007 14:03, Adam Bower wrote:
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 01:48:03PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
Can anybody suggest anything (else) to check my end before I loose my temper with them? Running Kubuntu, Netgear DG834, tried another computer same results
Off the top of my head...
Thanks Adam
Changing computer won't help. Have you been looking at the line sync speeds in the routers interface?
No
Has the router got the latest firmware?
No I have not updated it-will do
Have you tried plugging directly in to the master socket?
Yes
Have you tried replacing the microfilter?
Yes
Have you tried replacing the cable between the microfilter and the router?
Yes
Have you tried another router?
I do not have another router
How long has it been doing this?
Since switch on this morning
Has it coincided with the recent wet weather?
It may? sometimes get very temporary drop out in wet weather
Trusting their speed test might not count for much.
No, but I tried downloading different different ISO's and was getting a constant 15kb instead of normal contant 130kbs
Oh, and have you checked that the mtu in the routers interface is set to 1458?
No, i have not changed anything since I got router two years ago. only thing different I fitted an extra computer to my router last night, which I disconnected this morning
Kind Regards and thanks - Nick Daniels
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 02:47:45PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
Changing computer won't help. Have you been looking at the line sync speeds in the routers interface?
No
I'd take a look at this first, just to see what speed it is syncing with. If it's lower than what you were getting before there is a problem with the ADSL hardware, cables, phone line, exchange. (Although, disconnecting all ADSL gear from the line for more than 20 minutes /might/ help as it will force the BT gear to resync aiui).
Has the router got the latest firmware?
No I have not updated it-will do
Make sure you take a backup of the config before you upgrade and have a copy of the old firmware available in case the new makes it worse. It could be worth updating in case BT changed something in the exchange overnight that the old firmware doesn't like.
Other than that I can only suggest you see how it goes for a couple of days and see if it magically resolves itself or not.
Adam
On Monday 14 May 2007 15:25, Adam Bower wrote:
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 02:47:45PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
Changing computer won't help. Have you been looking at the line sync speeds in the routers interface?
No
I'd take a look at this first, just to see what speed it is syncing with. If it's lower than what you were getting before there is a problem with the ADSL hardware, cables, phone line, exchange. (Although, disconnecting all ADSL gear from the line for more than 20 minutes /might/ help as it will force the BT gear to resync aiui).
Has the router got the latest firmware?
No I have not updated it-will do
Make sure you take a backup of the config before you upgrade and have a copy of the old firmware available in case the new makes it worse. It could be worth updating in case BT changed something in the exchange overnight that the old firmware doesn't like.
Other than that I can only suggest you see how it goes for a couple of days and see if it magically resolves itself or not.
Adam
Many Thanks All Will give it untill tommorow, then if not O.K. will go futher. I did not know about the re-sync time. Not a good day, New monitor delivered, backlight does not work, computer case delivered, front smashed in.
Thanks for help -Nick
Hi Still have speed problem: this is what I have in netgear:
ADSL Link Downstream Upstream Connection Speed 4896 kbps 448 kbps Line Attenuation 46 db 24 db Noise Margin 14 db 23 db System Up Time 00:26:46 Port Status TxPkts RxPkts Collisions Tx B/s Rx B/s Up Time WAN PPPoE 3665 3487 0 331 2428 00:25:31 LAN 100M/Full 5399 5657 0 2571 478 00:26:44 WLAN 11M/54M 1806 0 0 100 0 00:26:36 Sun, 2002-09-08 12:00:14 - Initialize LCP. Sun, 2002-09-08 12:01:14 - LCP is allowed to come up. Sun, 2002-09-08 12:01:15 - CHAP authentication success Sun, 2002-09-08 12:05:38 - Send out NTP request to time-g.netgear.com Tue, 2007-05-15 13:54:53 - Receive NTP Reply from time-g.netgear.com Tue, 2007-05-15 13:49:16 - Router start up
ADSL Firmware Version 1.00.09.00 Modem Status Connected DownStream Connection Speed 4896 kbps UpStream Connection Speed 448 kbps VPI 0 VCI 38
Oh, and have you checked that the mtu in the routers interface is set to 1458?
It was set 1492
But still only 15kb, would it be worth contacting BT, If i have a noisy line I would not her it due to hearing problems.
Regards - Nick Daniels
On 15/5/07 15:23, "Nick Daniels" nick@oldhippy068.plus.com wrote:
Hi Still have speed problem: this is what I have in netgear:
ADSL Link Downstream Upstream Connection Speed 4896 kbps 448 kbps Line Attenuation 46 db 24 db Noise Margin 14 db 23 db System Up Time 00:26:46 Port Status TxPkts RxPkts Collisions Tx B/s Rx B/s Up Time WAN PPPoE 3665 3487 0 331 2428 00:25:31 LAN 100M/Full 5399 5657 0 2571 478 00:26:44 WLAN 11M/54M 1806 0 0 100 0 00:26:36 Sun, 2002-09-08 12:00:14 - Initialize LCP. Sun, 2002-09-08 12:01:14 - LCP is allowed to come up. Sun, 2002-09-08 12:01:15 - CHAP authentication success Sun, 2002-09-08 12:05:38 - Send out NTP request to time-g.netgear.com Tue, 2007-05-15 13:54:53 - Receive NTP Reply from time-g.netgear.com Tue, 2007-05-15 13:49:16 - Router start up
ADSL Firmware Version 1.00.09.00 Modem Status Connected DownStream Connection Speed 4896 kbps UpStream Connection Speed 448 kbps VPI 0 VCI 38
Oh, and have you checked that the mtu in the routers interface is set to 1458?
It was set 1492
But still only 15kb, would it be worth contacting BT, If i have a noisy line I would not her it due to hearing problems.
I haven't followed this thread, but have you tried:
I had an issue where I was getting 8192/448 (or thereabouts.. I live next to an exchange), but my DSL profile was hard set to 512K!
With this as ammunition they fixed me up really quick.
-Mark
On Tuesday 15 May 2007 15:43, Mark Ridley wrote:
I haven't followed this thread, but have you tried:
I had an issue where I was getting 8192/448 (or thereabouts.. I live next to an exchange), but my DSL profile was hard set to 512K!
With this as ammunition they fixed me up really quick.
-Mark
Hi Mark Thanks,
Have tried but get:
The login name entered on this tool doesnt match that discovered by querying the network for your domain name. Please check your telephone number (or user name) and try again. If problem persists please contact your CP.
Regards-Nick Daniels
Have tried but get:
The login name entered on this tool doesnt match that discovered by querying the network for your domain name. Please check your telephone number (or user name) and try again. If problem persists please contact your CP.
Regards-Nick Daniels
This happens when the poor old thing is overloaded. I personally think its running on a Pentium 75 !
Just keep trying again, I have had "your login name does not match your IP" "your login name does not match your number, please enter it". Today I was told my line was only 1meg, but the router says its 3520, the speed tester confirmed this, and I had a BRAS rate of 2500. I just have had enough of my ISP.
Keith
On Tuesday 15 May 2007 16:12, keith.jamieson@bt.com wrote:
This happens when the poor old thing is overloaded. I personally think its running on a Pentium 75 !
Just keep trying again, I have had "your login name does not match your IP" "your login name does not match your number, please enter it". Today I was told my line was only 1meg, but the router says its 3520, the speed tester confirmed this, and I had a BRAS rate of 2500. I just have had enough of my ISP.
Keith
Hi Thanks all, just got through to a real person at Plusnet, "my DSL profile had been reset (by storm) and will take about two days to reset to normal" - I was told to wait yesterday by members on list, sorry. At least everything has got new cables.
Thanks All
On Tue, May 15, 2007 at 03:23:31PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
ADSL Firmware Version 1.00.09.00
IIRC that is a _very_ old firmware, almost the first version of the firmware that was released by netgear. Which hardware version of the dg834 do you have? It will say on the bottom of the unit either v2 or v3 or if it doesn't say (and it's a silver router not white) it will be v1.
Also, which version of the router firmware do you currently have installed? I've seen plenty of problems with the older firmwares with the dg834 on some exchanges, it could just be that BT upgraded their dslam in the exchange and the netgear doesn't like it.
Adam
On Tuesday 15 May 2007 16:46, Adam Bower wrote:
On Tue, May 15, 2007 at 03:23:31PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
ADSL Firmware Version 1.00.09.00
IIRC that is a _very_ old firmware, almost the first version of the firmware that was released by netgear. Which hardware version of the dg834 do you have? It will say on the bottom of the unit either v2 or v3 or if it doesn't say (and it's a silver router not white) it will be v1.
Also, which version of the router firmware do you currently have installed? I've seen plenty of problems with the older firmwares with the dg834 on some exchanges, it could just be that BT upgraded their dslam in the exchange and the netgear doesn't like it.
Adam
Hi Adam It's a version 2 in white plastic, bought about 18 months ago. I think I will take your suggestion and upgrade firmware, but a moment line speed is wandering up and down. The guy from Plusnet said "a hard reset on line in storm at 9.00 Mon" there was one here at that time.
The line;
ADSL Link Downstream Upstream Connection Speed 4896 kbps 448 kbps
Does that mean my line is capable of that, because I have never had over 1Mb?
Kind Regards - Nick Daniels
On Tue, May 15, 2007 at 05:42:58PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
The line;
ADSL Link Downstream Upstream Connection Speed 4896 kbps 448 kbps
Does that mean my line is capable of that, because I have never had over 1Mb?
Erm, aiui you should get at least 2 megs a second with that, (BT always round down the actual speed from what you should be able to get) whether your isp is then fiddling with that even more I don't know. My own experience with dsl max was a bit disappointing in that BT guesstimated i'd get 6-8Mb but in reality I ended up with the line syncing at around 1.5Mb but because of the way they rounded down I had 1Mb.
I have only found things improve with the later netgear firmwares, on my v2 dg834 it currently says that the adsl firmware is version 6.something-or-other and it seems much better reliability wise than any of the previous relases (although all but the very first have been "ok"). I've deployed about 20-30 dg834 v2's over the past couple of years and had some problems with the very early firmwares hence why I'd suggest you look at upgrading it, it's unlikely to make things worse anyhow.
Adam
My own experience with dsl max was a bit disappointing in that BT guesstimated i'd get 6-8Mb but in reality I ended up with the line syncing at around 1.5Mb but because of the way they rounded down I had 1Mb.
Adam Have you tried to remove the house internal wiring. I live in a 12 year old house and it brings my speed down from 3.5m to 1m when I have all the internal wiring connected!!!! If you have a "split face plate master socket" then you can remove the bottom half and plug directly into the socket inside. This should remove all the internal wiring and have a "straight to bt" connection. Try and see what sync rate this has on your router. It will take a few days for the BRAS rate come up. Also on this detachable front plate you can remove the wire on connection 3 (or 4 ) as this is just the ringer circuit - you just need wire 2 and wire 5, usually white/blue and blue.
HTH Keith
On Tue, May 15, 2007 at 07:10:45PM +0100, keith.jamieson@bt.com wrote:
Adam Have you tried to remove the house internal wiring. I live in a 12 year old house and it brings my speed down from 3.5m to 1m when I have all the internal wiring connected!!!! If you have a "split face plate master socket" then you can remove the bottom half and plug directly into the socket inside. This should remove all the internal wiring and have a "straight to bt" connection. Try and see what sync rate this has on your router. It will take a few days for the BRAS rate come up. Also on this detachable front plate you can remove the wire on connection 3 (or 4 ) as this is just the ringer circuit - you just need wire 2 and wire 5, usually white/blue and blue.
This is a brand new house, the ADSL was plugged directly in to the master socket from day one as I wanted to see if the internal wiring was up to scratch. I'm aware of fiddling with which wires, I did over 20 ADSL installs for a chain of shops a couple of years back (using dg834's) I've even had to tell BT guys how to fix things a couple of times as they weren't sure what they were doing and I also discovered all manner of weird and wonderful different faults you can get when trying to get adsl working when the internal wiring in a building is so hacked about working which of the 3 master sockets is really the master socket :)
Anyhow, I gave up on the ADSL max a while back and went back to a normal 1 meg connection as saving some money and not having a bandwidth cap were much more beneficial than the extra upstream (which was nice, but not worth the price premium).
Thanks Adam
Hi Adam The line;
ADSL Link Downstream Upstream Connection Speed 4896 kbps 448 kbps
Does that mean my line is capable of that, because I have never had over 1Mb?
Nick
Yes you should get 4M ( you lucky sod!!! :) See http://www.plus.net/support/broadband/products/faqs_and_guides/dslmax_guide.... for line speed to BRAS conversion. The BRAS is BT's lowest stable line speed ie the speed of your connection can go up and down a bit, so instead of creating an "error state" each time it takes the lowest speed and "rounds down".
I think that at the setup time your BRAS rate did not change. Use the BT speed tester www.speedtester.bt.com as this also gives the BRAS rate ( IP profile ). If you have no luck over the next few days then if you have used this speed tester over several times over several days then your ISP can kick the BRAS profile for you.
HTH Keith
On 14-May-07 12:48:03, Nick Daniels wrote:
Hi
Bit off topic for lists but, this morning I noticed my line was slow, according to Plusnet speed check I am getting 125kbs, and for the last year I have been getting 990kbs. Yet they insist there is nothing wrong. Can anybody suggest anything (else) to check my end before I loose my temper with them? Running Kubuntu, Netgear DG834, tried another computer same results Kind Regards - Nick Daniels
Adam has made a number of good suggestions for trouble-shooting.
However, I would highlight his final remark about speed-testers.
I do not trust any of the on-line speed-checkers. In the days when I was systematically checking my own ADSL speeds, I would download (ftp) a 4.5MB file from my account on a remote host at Manchester (not 100 miles from my ISP, Zen, at Rochdale).
I consistently got at least twice the transfer speed that I got from any speed-checker. (It was a ".doc" Word file that someone once emailed me, so a close approximation to random bytes and not likely to benefit much from in-line compression, if any).
Best wishes, Ted.
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On 5/14/07, Ted Harding ted.harding@nessie.mcc.ac.uk wrote:
I do not trust any of the on-line speed-checkers. In the days when I was systematically checking my own ADSL speeds, I would download (ftp) a 4.5MB file from my account on a remote host at Manchester (not 100 miles from my ISP, Zen, at Rochdale).
I consistently got at least twice the transfer speed that I got from any speed-checker. (It was a ".doc" Word file that someone once emailed me, so a close approximation to random bytes and not likely to benefit much from in-line compression, if any).
Have you tried compressing the Word file? I think you'll be surprised.
Are you saying your transfer speed was twice the expected speed, or the on-line speed-checker was half the expected speed?
Tim.
On 14-May-07 14:03:51, Tim Green wrote:
On 5/14/07, Ted Harding ted.harding@nessie.mcc.ac.uk wrote:
I do not trust any of the on-line speed-checkers. In the days when I was systematically checking my own ADSL speeds, I would download (ftp) a 4.5MB file from my account on a remote host at Manchester (not 100 miles from my ISP, Zen, at Rochdale).
I consistently got at least twice the transfer speed that I got from any speed-checker. (It was a ".doc" Word file that someone once emailed me, so a close approximation to random bytes and not likely to benefit much from in-line compression, if any).
Have you tried compressing the Word file? I think you'll be surprised.
It's already 'gzip -9'd (sorry, I should have said that).
Are you saying your transfer speed was twice the expected speed, or the on-line speed-checker was half the expected speed?
The file size divided by the transfer time in Kbits/sec (as reported when ftp completes) is typically about half the reported speed from on-line speed-checkers (or less). Note that I'm not counting "packet overheads" here: it's bytes of file content. If I added in the overheads, it would be faster still!
Ted.
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Nick Daniels nick@oldhippy068.plus.com wrote:
I am getting 125kbs, and for the last year I have been getting 990kbs. Yet they insist there is nothing wrong.
Even with all the caveats of online speed checkers, I think there's something funny with contention at some point. My exchange serves a mostly-residential area with a few offices and in the day, ADSL zips along at 400+k/s actual download (yes, it's a poor-quality line), but evenings and weekends are much slower, more like 120k/s.
However, it works, which is more than it did for the first six weeks!
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 01:48:03PM +0100, Nick Daniels wrote:
Bit off topic for lists but, this morning I noticed my line was slow, according to Plusnet speed check I am getting 125kbs, and for the last year I have been getting 990kbs. Yet they insist there is nothing wrong.
You don't say what type of ADSL you have. Is it a Max based product, rather than 1 Mb/s line (I assume if you've been getting 990kb/s it's not supposed to be a 2Mb/s line)? If so then if a Max line syncs at a lower than normal rate to the exchange then the data rate will be instantly dropped to the lower sync rate, whereas if it syncs to a higher than normal rate it will take 3 days for the data rate to be raised to match the higher line rate. This is to try and ensure a stable line.
I would check the sync rates your ADSL router has been reporting and give it 3 days to see if the rate increases back to what you expect (assuming the router claims it stays synced at a high enough rate).
J.
On Monday 14 May 2007 15:01, Jonathan McDowell wrote:
You don't say what type of ADSL you have. Is it a Max based product, rather than 1 Mb/s line (I assume if you've been getting 990kb/s it's not supposed to be a 2Mb/s line)? If so then if a Max line syncs at a lower than normal rate to the exchange then the data rate will be instantly dropped to the lower sync rate, whereas if it syncs to a higher than normal rate it will take 3 days for the data rate to be raised to match the higher line rate. This is to try and ensure a stable line.
Hi It is Plusnet Premier-up to 8Mbs, and allegdly this is the highest speed I can get at my location, I have had it two years at the same constant speed, and apart from the occasional drop-out, say once per month, I am "fairly happy" Never had a single spam, but the main reason I stay with them is real unlimited download-midnight to 4pm and 30GB/month evening, After filling in complaints form, operating sytem - Linux, Router-Netgear DG834g I have just been told by "technical support" to "ensure I have the latest windows drivers installed" and check my "Alacatel modem" :) Regards-Nick
Nick Daniels wrote:
On Monday 14 May 2007 15:01, Jonathan McDowell wrote:
You don't say what type of ADSL you have. Is it a Max based product, rather than 1 Mb/s line (I assume if you've been getting 990kb/s it's not supposed to be a 2Mb/s line)? If so then if a Max line syncs at a lower than normal rate to the exchange then the data rate will be instantly dropped to the lower sync rate, whereas if it syncs to a higher than normal rate it will take 3 days for the data rate to be raised to match the higher line rate. This is to try and ensure a stable line.
Hi It is Plusnet Premier-up to 8Mbs, and allegdly this is the highest speed I can get at my location, I have had it two years at the same constant speed, and apart from the occasional drop-out, say once per month, I am "fairly happy" Never had a single spam, but the main reason I stay with them is real unlimited download-midnight to 4pm and 30GB/month evening,
You might think about changing to ukfsn.org. My 8 Mbps max package gives me 30G peak and 300G off peak bandwidth and it is totally Linux friendly.
Ian
Ian bell wrote:
Nick Daniels wrote:
On Monday 14 May 2007 15:01, Jonathan McDowell wrote:
You don't say what type of ADSL you have. Is it a Max based product, rather than 1 Mb/s line (I assume if you've been getting 990kb/s it's not supposed to be a 2Mb/s line)? If so then if a Max line syncs at a lower than normal rate to the exchange then the data rate will be instantly dropped to the lower sync rate, whereas if it syncs to a higher than normal rate it will take 3 days for the data rate to be raised to match the higher line rate. This is to try and ensure a stable line.
Hi It is Plusnet Premier-up to 8Mbs, and allegdly this is the highest speed I can get at my location, I have had it two years at the same constant speed, and apart from the occasional drop-out, say once per month, I am "fairly happy" Never had a single spam, but the main reason I stay with them is real unlimited download-midnight to 4pm and 30GB/month evening,
You might think about changing to ukfsn.org. My 8 Mbps max package gives me 30G peak and 300G off peak bandwidth and it is totally Linux friendly.
Might be OT but could you please explain how a broadband package can possibly be linux un-friendly.
I'm totally confused as my broadband package doesn't care what OS I use.
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 04:33:46PM +0100, Mark Brier (Lists) wrote:
Ian bell wrote:
You might think about changing to ukfsn.org. My 8 Mbps max package gives me 30G peak and 300G off peak bandwidth and it is totally Linux friendly.
Might be OT but could you please explain how a broadband package can possibly be linux un-friendly.
I'm assuming in this case by "friendly" he means: """ Remember all profits from UKFSN go to fund UK Free Software projects. """
Though, that wouldn't really cover "linux", meerly Free Software developed in the UK.
I'm totally confused as my broadband package doesn't care what OS I use.
Why be confused? Just be happy!
Brett Parker wrote:
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 04:33:46PM +0100, Mark Brier (Lists) wrote:
Ian bell wrote:
You might think about changing to ukfsn.org. My 8 Mbps max package gives me 30G peak and 300G off peak bandwidth and it is totally Linux friendly.
Might be OT but could you please explain how a broadband package can possibly be linux un-friendly.
I'm assuming in this case by "friendly" he means: """ Remember all profits from UKFSN go to fund UK Free Software projects. """
Though that is true, what I meant was that Jason, who runs ukfsn.org is a Linux man and provides first class support no matter what OS you use.
Ian
Ian bell wrote:
Nick Daniels wrote:
On Monday 14 May 2007 15:01, Jonathan McDowell wrote:
You don't say what type of ADSL you have. Is it a Max based product, rather than 1 Mb/s line (I assume if you've been getting 990kb/s it's not supposed to be a 2Mb/s line)? If so then if a Max line syncs at a lower than normal rate to the exchange then the data rate will be instantly dropped to the lower sync rate, whereas if it syncs to a higher than normal rate it will take 3 days for the data rate to be raised to match the higher line rate. This is to try and ensure a stable line.
Hi It is Plusnet Premier-up to 8Mbs, and allegdly this is the highest speed I can get at my location, I have had it two years at the same constant speed, and apart from the occasional drop-out, say once per month, I am "fairly happy" Never had a single spam, but the main reason I stay with them is real unlimited download-midnight to 4pm and 30GB/month evening,
You might think about changing to ukfsn.org. My 8 Mbps max package gives me 30G peak and 300G off peak bandwidth and it is totally Linux friendly.
Might be OT but could you please explain how a broadband package can possibly be linux un-friendly.
I'm totally confused as my broadband package doesn't care what OS I use.
My Virgin BB package is Linux un-friendly, I phoned them up to report a fault and they asked me what version of windows I was using.
Trying to persuade them that you've got a problem with their kit gets you nowhere because the person at the end of the phone can't go through their scripts...
Matt
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 04:40:58PM +0100, mephi wrote:
My Virgin BB package is Linux un-friendly, I phoned them up to report a fault and they asked me what version of windows I was using.
Trying to persuade them that you've got a problem with their kit gets you nowhere because the person at the end of the phone can't go through their scripts...
That's simple though - "yes, clicked that, yes, done that, yes, that doesn't report anything wrong. No... oh sod this, I'm lying to you, I haven't got windows infront of me, here's what the problem is, please pass me on to second line support who *might* have half a clue."
Then if they won't pass you up the chain ask to speak to their mangler... it's all fun as long as it's an 0800 number ;)
Cheers,
On Monday 14 May 2007 16:48, Brett Parker wrote:
Then if they won't pass you up the chain ask to speak to their mangler... it's all fun as long as it's an 0800 number ;)
It also helps if the hell desk is in the UK _and_ they speak something close to English - That kinda rules out Birmingham, Manchester, Mumbai, Bangalore.
Regards, Paul.
On 5/14/07, Paul lists@bulldoghome.com wrote:
On Monday 14 May 2007 16:48, Brett Parker wrote:
Then if they won't pass you up the chain ask to speak to their mangler... it's all fun as long as it's an 0800 number ;)
It also helps if the hell desk is in the UK _and_ they speak something close to English - That kinda rules out Birmingham, Manchester, Mumbai, Bangalore.
PlusNet are based in Wakefield. They're even promising a normal phone number instead of 0870 later this year.
And here http://www.plus.net/support/broadband/help_and_setup/connections_settings.sh... they describe how to setup a router, independently of any operating system or indeed model of router. I'm sorry the original poster got the dumb end of tech support as I have found them better than others, and available 24/7 which is important if the connection dies after 5pm on a Friday before a long weekend.
Tim.
On 14-May-07 15:48:11, Brett Parker wrote:
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 04:40:58PM +0100, mephi wrote:
My Virgin BB package is Linux un-friendly, I phoned them up to report a fault and they asked me what version of windows I was using.
Trying to persuade them that you've got a problem with their kit gets you nowhere because the person at the end of the phone can't go through their scripts...
That's simple though - "yes, clicked that, yes, done that, yes, that doesn't report anything wrong. No... oh sod this, I'm lying to you, I haven't got windows infront of me, here's what the problem is, please pass me on to second line support who *might* have half a clue."
Then if they won't pass you up the chain ask to speak to their mangler... it's all fun as long as it's an 0800 number ;)
Which prompts me to post the following long, but delightful, essay on calling technical support (which dates back to Feb 2001). I copy a posting to the Seattle Linux List.
Happy reading! Ted.
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[Highly OT, but so brilliantly written and achingly familiar that I thought others would enjoy it. LA is a former OS hacker/software company CEO/published poet. Feel free to hit the big "D" if you're not interesting in somewhat philisophical musings on the nature and practice of getting tech support to do its job. -jdr]
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From: LA Heberlein la@heberlein.net Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2001 20:44:12 -0800 Subject: L.A.'s Journal: February 3, 2001
Different periods of history reward different sets of skills. In nineteenth century America, it was important to be able to work with animals. In the mid-twentieth century, out in the country where I grew up, probably the most valuable skill was to be able to fix a variety of machines. Today, the skill that stands out most vividly for me is to be able to get a technical support representative to address your problem. Luckily for me, I have spent most of the last fifteen years on the telephone to tech support.
The problem is that when you call, the tech support representative -- won't have any idea what you're talking about -- will deny that there could be any problem with their product -- will try to find some other party to blame and tell you to call them -- won't help.
Now, in fairness to the tech support rep, I understand his situation. He -- has been on the job for three days -- received no training -- gets called over and over all day long -- by people who have never used a computer before -- receives consistently abusive treatment from helpless, angry frustrated people -- gets no bonus if he solves your problem
I have worked tech support. It's not fun.
The truly winning solution, at the dawn of the twenty-first century, is to avoid telephone tech support as you would avoid a root canal. Luckily for you, telephone tech support is an ugly cost center for technology companies, and it's in their interests to help you avoid it if they can.
So, several years ago, most companies started making available to you, directly over the Internet, all the reference materials that are available to their tech support reps. Instead of talking to a minimum-wage teenager who's looking in the known issues database, you can just hit the web and browse through the known issues database yourself. Works better for everyone.
Except that once in awhile, you come to a problem where you really do need the assistance of the people on the other side. You've tried everything else, you've determined conclusively that it's their problem, you can demonstrate it, and there's no workaround. For example, writing systems software often means using a piece of hardware, or a calling interface, in a way it's never been used before. So the manufacturer never tested it for that and has no idea it's broken. Your mission is to get them to understand and admit it.
Here is how you do that:
1) The hardest part is finding time to schedule the call. You don't want to spend forty-five minutes on hold, then have to break away for something else right when your call is about to be answered. Make sure you have a quiet environment, a clean calendar, a speakerphone, and a stack of magazines, or mail to sort, fingernails to clip, desk to clean.
2) Do your homework and have all the technical details sitting organized in front of you.
3) Be the politest, friendliest person the tech support rep has talked to all day.
4) This is the key. Be very precise in your use of technical vocabulary. It is extremely important not to bury the tech support rep in things he does not understand, confuse him, and make him think you're some off-the-wall weirdo. But he has to immediately understand that you're not somebody who can't figure out how to use the mouse. Think while you're listening to hold music on the speakerphone and sorting your mail about exactly which four technical terms you will use in your first sentence that establish you as an authorized inhabitant of this branch of space. Start low. That is, begin the conversation with relatively untechnical vocabulary.
5) To every excuse, evasion, denial, or attempt to push you off somewhere else, answer, slowly, not defensively, not aggressively, but like you would with a good student, "yes, I tried that, and the result was . . . " or "but that can't be the case, because . . . " If possible, seem as though you are praising the student for having given a good answer, but then challenging them to go back to the problem for a deeper look.
6) At each iteration of #5, increase the percentage of technical vocabulary in your conversation.
7) Refuse to get off the telephone, no matter what the tech support rep says to try to get rid of you, until you get your answer.
Number seven is the hardest for a shy guy like me, who doesn't want to be a bother, for whom the most important thing in life is to be polite. As soon as I can tell I've overstayed my welcome, I think I should be going now. No. At exactly the point where the tech support rep has decided there's no way to help you, and is ringing every "end of conversation" bell you've ever heard, that's when it's most important to hang in there.
How you know you have won: The tech support rep says, "can I put you on hold for a second?"
This means he has gone to ask somebody who actually might know. You may not have actually won, in the sense of getting what you need, but you've conquered the first level. The second level sometimes includes getting handed to a new person, and I don't have to remind you that one object of the second level is to get that person's name, phone number, and email address.
There's usually a moment, in the escalation involved in step #6, where it's handy to have one line that functions as a clincher. So that after you say that line, there is nothing the other person can say. It is crucial to deliver this line without any sense whatever of self-importance, no brag, no bluster. No "Do you know who I am, young man?". That never works. You have to understate the clincher. Deliver it like Cary Grant.
I happened to have the good luck fifteen years ago, when I took my first job that required this sort of telephone credential-establishing, to meet the guy who had had my job before. (It was David Ruggiero -- good friend fifteen years later.) He said, "The problem is that the guy on the other end of the phone is an IBM Customer Engineer, and he's used to always being the authority on this machine, and he's never met anybody who knows more about it than he does, but unfortunately, you do, because the Pick implementation on the Series/1 does all sorts of things IBM never envisioned, especially the boot sequence, where what Dennis does is just listen for the first device to talk to him, and then calls that the system console. So if a device is generating spurious interrupts, we're going to think that's the system console, and you'll never get booted. And the FPMLCC card will generate interrupts if the Berg connectors aren't tight."
"So you tell the IBM CE this, and he won't believe you. He'll say, 'It passes all our diagnostics.' And you say, "Well, yes, but your diagnostics don't test it in continuous receive attention interrupt mode.'"
I didn't follow more than about twenty percent of this, but I could tell that David had just given me the magic line, so I made him repeat it for me and wrote down the words "continuous receive attention interrupt mode."
Great phrase, right out of Zippy the Pinhead. And be damned if the very first call I got wasn't a Series/1 that wouldn't boot. I told them the problem was almost certainly the Berg connectors on the FMPLCC card. They said they'd tightened them three times already. I said, well, I know it's a drag, but I want you to go back and push down on every one of those Bergs one more time. The guy says, let me put the IBM CE on. The IBM CE comes on the phone says, listen, dammit, there's no problem with those Berg connectors, we ran the diagnostics and everything's fine. Okay, this is your moment. Pause two beats. Smile into the phone. Talk like Jimmy Stewart. "Well, of course you did. But, you know, the diagnostic suite doesn't test that card in continuous receive attention interrupt mode."
Total silence. The crowd sits stunned as the bronco puts all four feet back on the ground and walks quietly back to the stall. Wow! Five minutes on the job, and if it were that easy every time, I never would have quit.
Tonight's problem was G's laptop. When she uses it at the studio, via a dial-up line, she can't reach our mail server, to send outgoing email. I thought first it was probably an IP mask conflict, because the laptop also has a network card in it, and I have had problems on my laptop before, going back and forth between a dial-up and an Ethernet environment. But I looked, and that's not it. Then I figured, with a slap to the forehead, that it was probably an SMTP relay problem. That's not a bug. That's a feature! The mail server is intentionally not letting her in, because, when she comes in via a dialup line, she's not one of us, she's an outsider, and we can't let outsiders send mail through our SMTP server. I felt dumb for not having realized this, because the anti-relay feature was an important feature when we put it in the mail server, and I can't believe I'd forgotten it already. However, when I checked the mail server, though, it turns out I'd left that security device turned off. (Of course. The system administrator on that server is me. Don't tell your friends, but I tend to turn security devices off, having the attitude that every security device I have ever seen presented more inconvenience to the owner than it ever would to a potential intruder.)
So what was it? I actually had to go in and look.
I tried to Telnet to the SMTP port of any mail server, from G's laptop, and I couldn't get there. Somebody is blocking that port. It's not anything on the laptop itself. It has to be the network. The Internet Service Provider is blocking SMTP. Why would they do that? A security thing, probably. (See!) They don't want their users spamming the world.
At that point, I had two choices. One was to call tech support at the ISP and try to get them to fix it. The other was to just cancel the account and sign up with a different ISP. It is a sad commentary on the state of tech support in America, that I really didn't even consider the first choice. Who wants to go through the whole tech support thing? The sitting on hold, and then they won't have any idea what you're talking about, and then when you carefully explain it to them, they'll just deny it. It's easier to just go get a different ISP.
So it sat for a day. Most of my projects tend to get a long, steady dose of serious attention, then be abandoned for a long time. This one, though, was for G, so after a day of neglect, she asked about it. And tonight while she was out at a birthday party for a friend and my daughter was at a rock concert, my plan was to work on The Book. So given that alternative, of course I called tech support.
I'm reading this interesting book on Greek history, and it was Prairie Home Companion night, so I got a chapter read and listened to the monologue, and then this nice tech support rep came on. I told him the problem. He didn't understand. I explained it to him, being careful to slowly escalate the technical level of my diction as I went along. When he finally understood what I meant, he told me that they did not block access to SMTP. Even after all these years, I almost, class, at that point I almost said, oh, thanks, sorry to bother you, and hung up. Wrong answer! Remember? Of course he denies it. That's what he always does, right after not understanding it.
So I walked him slowly through what I had done to demonstrate to myself that he must be blocking that port. "What mail server are you trying?" he asked. "Well, I tried it with four of them, just to be sure," I said, which was the truth, but he thought I was just being evasive, and he asked me to name one. So I spelled him out the name of my mail server, and then, just for the chance to show off, I recited the IP address, and said, "and when I hit port 25 on that machine from a system connected to your network, nothing ever gets there."
He paused for a moment, and I could tell that he wanted to believe me, but there was no percentage in that for him. His job was to get rid of me, and he knew how to do that. "What you need to do," he said, "is to call the system administrator of that mail server."
Okay, now what's important here is how you say this, and the timing. Wait at least two beats, and understate this as hard as you can: "I _am_ the system administrator of that mail server."
There's just this magical silence, when you say, "but your diagnostics don't test it in continuous receive attention interrupt mode," or the local equivalent, which tonight happened to be, "I am the system administrator of that mail server." You say it very quietly, and then the line goes dead in a way that is like a bell ringing. There was this moment of wonderful, round, victorious silence. Then he said the magic words: "Do you mind if I put you on hold for a minute?"
Slap the table. Say yes! You're an old man, you may never get over this flu alive, you appear to have no marketable skills or information the world might value, and at this point I'd make pretty good odds against your chances as a rock 'n' roll star. But you can still get a kid on the tech support line to ask his boss a question for you.
He came back in two minutes, told me he had found out how to unblock that port, and it should be working within an hour. At that point, what you don't do is ask why, what you don't do is try to get him to admit that what he just told you directly contradicts what he just told you before, what you do, is you give him a real big thank you. You tell him how really very much you appreciate his help.
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On Monday 14 May 2007 16:40, mephi wrote:
My Virgin BB package is Linux un-friendly, I phoned them up to report a fault and they asked me what version of windows I was using.
Same for Bulldog, Tiscalli, NTL, and no doubt, countless other "service providers"...
Trying to persuade them that you've got a problem with their kit gets you nowhere because the person at the end of the phone can't go through their scripts...
Even demanding to speak to second level gets you no where... I usually end up telling 'em I'm running a Mac (with Debian of course). But then it really doesn't matter what computer I plug in as everything goes through a firewall (again, running Linux).
Regards, Paul.
On Mon, May 14, 2007 at 04:33:46PM +0100, Mark Brier (Lists) wrote:
Might be OT but could you please explain how a broadband package can possibly be linux un-friendly.
You're not aware that some isps will say "Linux is an unsupported OS and that's why it's not working, you need to use Windows to use our service"? That's pretty Linux unfriendly imho ;)
Adam
Mark Brier (Lists) wrote:
Might be OT but could you please explain how a broadband package can possibly be linux un-friendly.
I'm totally confused as my broadband package doesn't care what OS I use.
Since your broadband package includes some form of support then that aspect is clearly OS dependent. As the OP said, when he reported a problem with his Netgear and Linux based system, the 'support' suggested reinstalling Windows drivers and rebooting his Alcatel modem. Sounds rather Linux unfriendly to me.
Ian
Nick,
On top of the excellent diagnosis steps and suggestions other have provided, as another Plusnet customer (sufferer) I can say that yesterday my connection speed was very poor despite my ADSL sync achieving the normal circa 7Mb/s.
Plusnet have several faults but speed isn't usually one of them, but yesterday I had lag all day on my irc connections, webpages loading felt like they were on dial up (or at least ISDN) and my SIP phone spent most of the day losing and re obtaining connection to my asterisk server at the office.
It was like this all day from about 11AM until I went to bed at 1AM Monday Didn't look at is this morning but all seems fine enough tonight. So perhaps Plus were having some problems they have decided not to admit.
As to others comments on Plusnet customer service, they aren't too bad at the moment it seems but have been terrible and woefully incompetent in the past.
You have to worry when the Customer service levels actually *improved* after BT bought them. :-)
On Monday 14 May 2007 19:18, Wayne Stallwood wrote:
Nick,
On top of the excellent diagnosis steps and suggestions other have provided, as another Plusnet customer (sufferer) I can say that yesterday my connection speed was very poor despite my ADSL sync achieving the normal circa 7Mb/s.
Plusnet have several faults but speed isn't usually one of them, but yesterday I had lag all day on my irc connections, webpages loading felt like they were on dial up (or at least ISDN) and my SIP phone spent most of the day losing and re obtaining connection to my asterisk server at the office.
It was like this all day from about 11AM until I went to bed at 1AM Monday Didn't look at is this morning but all seems fine enough tonight. So perhaps Plus were having some problems they have decided not to admit.
As to others comments on Plusnet customer service, they aren't too bad at the moment it seems but have been terrible and woefully incompetent in the past.
You have to worry when the Customer service levels actually *improved* after BT bought them. :-)
Hi Wayne Thanks for that, turned all off for hour and disconnected just got same result as before, about one-tenth normal speed. Like this on their Home web page;
Vote in our Poll Do you think you will be getting Vista in the next 3 months?
A Poll Result 14% B Poll Result 2% C Poll Result 2% D Poll Result 12% E Poll Result 48% F Poll Result 22%
A B C D E F
A - I've already got it! B - Yes, I'll be upgrading my current PC C - Yes, I'll be buying a new PC or laptop D - Maybe, I'm waiting to be convinced E - No, I won't be getting Vista F - No, Apple Mac or Linux for me
So, more Apple Mac or Linux users than Vista or potential Vista
Regards -Nick