The message 4291A559.3080208@tiscali.co.uk from thedeceiver thedeceiver@tiscali.co.uk contains these words:

thanks for the welcome, i practice my daily rituals i black notley,essex.kneeling to face pluto, leftthumb in right ear,right toe in left ear whilst chanting Suse Suse Suse,thus begins mt linux day (only joking ;) )

Oh, very similar to my startup routine then: stagger into study, face the Airt of the Setting Sun, draw back the curtains - which conjures a blinding flood of Not Blackly - droning the while: "Om Knoppix Pudme Hummmmmm; Om Knoppix Pudme Hummmmmm (recurring)" and speaking The Clicks of Dolphin, the Pentangle III bursts into life and - too late! It's already Gnome....