Isn't it amazing just what people want out of computers? Any sys admin or tech support person will know this. Today, a user asked me if I could change the default background colour of e-mails in Lotus Notes to GREEN, and the text to PEACH, because she can't read BLACK and WHITE.
I can't ever imagine being able to take enough LSD to make peach on green seem more readable than black and white. Sometimes being a sysadmin is like babysitting several hundred children.
There's nowt queer as folk.