(and while you're there you REALLY need to check out this article: http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/MS_Linux_delay.html )

There once was a penguin named Tux, Who noticed that Microsoft sucks. So his OS is free. And will continue to be Because it's not done for the bucks.

There once was a geek named Jim He wrote all his code in vim And try as he might Him did emacs users smite When they Control-W'd him.